cats & there garbage

Q:Why don't cats use there garbage cans?A:Because of there litter boxes.

Owwwwwwwww! said the dino.

Q:What is history and ofen got hurt?A:dinoSAURS.

allergic to dairy

Q:What can not have dairy products?A:A toaster.

all you need to know about a robber's teeth.

Q:What do you get when a robber has milk?A:Healthy theath.

LICE on ICE.

Q:What do lice find on heads in the winter?A:LICEicles.